Once I sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids

first thing tomorrow I'm going to the eye doctor. I've been putting it off for a while but now I'm itching to get them to stop me from walking round with a constant squint. Although if they don't have the frames I want I don't know what I'll do. Cry from my poor blind eyes. Today I was shopping and bought this shirt. Everything was a fuzz. I remember when I was 11 and five were my favourite band. Richie had these realli cool specks and I wanted some so bad that I convinced my momma I couldn't see the blackboard at school and she brought me to get my eyes checked. I lied the whole way through it but must not have been very convincing because she said my eyesight was fine. Finally though, after years of waiting-looks like I'll be able to wear glasses! Or maybe I'm just convincing myself I need them because I would like to wear prescription glasses that make me look like a hipster. OH, we shall see! Luv Lux x x x P.S. it's a bit of a woeful photo but I wanted to put something up. Out of focus but then maybe it's an ode to me eye sight. And yes, that is a picture of the previous pope in the background. The new pope just isn't as good looking...