WE NEED LADY LESSONS

or maybe we should just make up our own. So, what we've come up with so far:

How To Be A Lady:


Lesson 1: To come across as elegant and classy, purchase a flagon of cider (cheapest possible, preferably  tesco value €3.49) when your out drinking.
Say no when someone offers you a glass. Instead drink straight from the bottle in big glugs. When sitting down place it in between your legs and say no if someone asks for some, unless they have something to offer you. This makes you come across as business minded and strong independent feminist.

Lesson 2: A bra is a chic option for clothing on any given day or event whether it being business or pleasure. However if your bra is sheer it is key to wear your sheer top over it (refer to photograph #17) also, choosing a cutesy print on your bra such as floral fools people into thinking your less of a slut.

Just a couple to get you thinking; if you have any lessons yourselves please leave them below. This will probably make it's way into a book or movie as it's a pressing issue in today's society. Times are tough Lord we know, but that doesn't mean you forget about elegance, grace and timeless style ;;)

Luv Lux
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